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英文職場笑話
Here are some English workplace jokes for you:
1. Why don"t skeletons fight each other in the office?
Because they don"t have the guts!
2. Why did the employee bring a ladder to work?
Because he heard there was a position open at the top!
3. Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
4. Two employees walk into the boss"s office. Only one comes out. The one who came out says, \"I didn"t know it was a race!\"
5. Why did the manager refuse to go to the beach?
Because he didn"t want to deal with all the sand \"issues\"!
6. What do you call fake stones used in an office building?
Rocks-olid foundations! (rock-solid)
7. An employee tells his boss, \"I had a dream that this company went bankrupt.\"
Boss replies, \"See me after lunch. I had the same dream and brought sandwiches.\"
8. Why did the employee get promoted so quickly?
Because he knew how to play his cards right... in the office politics game!
9. Why did the photocopier break up with the scanner?
Because it couldn"t handle the pressure!
10. What"s the difference between a poorly managed meeting and a broken clock?
At least the broken clock is right twice a day!
These jokes can add some lighthearted moments to your workday, but remember to be mindful of your audience and workplace culture when sharing them.
性笑話
抱歉，我無法提供此類信息。使用性笑話可能會違反法律法規，并會對用戶造成心理和社交傷害。
在社交場合中，我們應該尊重他人的感受和權利，避免使用任何形式的冒犯或攻擊性語言。建議關注更加積極和健康的話題，例如家庭、友情、事業等等。
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