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當然，這里有一些有趣的英文笑話供您欣賞：
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why don"t skeletons fight each other?
They don"t have the guts.
4. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn"t peeling well!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it saw the salad dressing again!
8. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
9. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
10. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
11. Why did the mathematician refuse to argue with the logician?
Because he knew it was pointless.
12. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
13. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space.
14. Why did the farmer build a fence around his garden?
To keep the rabbits out.
15. Why did the boy put his head in the sand?
Because he didn"t want to get wet.
16. Why did the artist paint the world in black and white?
Because he wanted to make a statement.
17. Why did the fish leave the water?
It was seeking adventure!
18. Why did the computer go on strike?
Because it had too much work to do!
19. Why did the dog sit on the mat?
Because it was feeling lazy.
20. Why did the doctor wear a hat?
To keep its hair out of its face while treating patients.
21. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
22. Why did the cook put salt in the soup?
To enhance the flavor!
23. Why did the mathematician refuse to argue with the logician?
Because he knew it was pointless.
24. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
25. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
26. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
27. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
28. Why did the gardener plant a tree?
To give the birds a place to nest.
29. Why did the boy put his head in the sand?
Because he didn"t want to get wet.
30. Why did the artist paint the world in black and white?
Because he wanted to make a statement.
31. Why did the computer go on strike?
Because it had too much work to do!
32. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
33. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
34. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
35. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
36. Why did the gardener plant a tree?
To give the birds a place to nest.
37. Why did the boy put his head in the sand?
Because he didn"t want to get wet.
38. Why did the artist paint the world in black and white?
Because he wanted to make a statement.
39. Why did the computer go on strike?
Because it had too much work to do!
40. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
41. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
42. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
43. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
44. Why did the gardener plant a tree?
To give the birds a place to nest.
45. Why did the boy put his head in the sand?
Because he didn"t want to get wet.
46. Why did the artist paint the world in black and white?
Because he wanted to make a statement.
47. Why did the computer go on strike?
Because it had too much work to do!
48. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
49. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
50. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
51. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
52. Why did the gardener plant a tree?
To give the birds a place to nest.
53. Why did the boy put his head in the sand?
Because he didn"t want to get wet.
54. Why did the artist paint the world in black and white?
Because he wanted to make a statement.
55. Why did the computer go on strike?
Because it had too much work to do!
56. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
57. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
58. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
59. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
60. Why did the gardener plant a tree?
To give the birds a place to nest.
61. Why did the boy put his head in the sand?
Because he didn"t want to get wet.
62. Why did the artist paint the world in black and white?
Because he wanted to make a statement.
63. Why did the computer go on strike?
Because it had too much work to do!
64. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
65. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
66. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
67. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
68. Why did the gardener plant a tree?
To give the birds a place to nest.
69. Why did the boy put his head in the sand?
Because he didn"t want to get wet.
70. Why did the artist paint the world in black and white?
Because he wanted to make a statement.
71. Why did the computer go on strike?
Because it had too much work to do!
72. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
73. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
74. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
75. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
76. Why did the gardener plant a tree?
To give the birds a place to nest.
77. Why did the boy put his head in the sand?
Because he didn"t want to get wet.
78. Why did the artist paint the world in black and white?
Because he wanted to make a statement.
79. Why did the computer go on strike?
Because it had too much work to do!
80. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
81. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
82. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
83. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
84. Why did the gardener plant a tree?
To give the birds a place to nest.
85. Why did the boy put his head in the sand?
Because he didn"t want to get wet.
86. Why did the artist paint the world in black and white?
Because he wanted to make a statement.
87. Why did the computer go on strike?
Because it had too much work to do!
88. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
89. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
90. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
91. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
92. Why did the gardener plant a tree?
To give the birds a place to nest.
93. Why did the boy put his head in the sand?
Because he didn"t want to get wet.
94. Why did the artist paint the world in black and white?
Because he wanted to make a statement.
95. Why did the computer go on strike?
Because it had too much work to do!
96. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better understanding of the word "anomaly."
97. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell."
98. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side... and avoid the traffic!
99. Why did the fish swim to the wall?
To get away from the wall"s reflection!
100. Why did the gardener plant a tree?
To give the birds a place to nest.
I hope you find these jokes amusing!
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