經典笑話大全英語帶翻譯
以下是一些經典的英語笑話及其翻譯，希望能給您帶來歡樂
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Why don"t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the tomato turn red? Tell me!
3. A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, turned left where there was a No Left Turn sign, and went the wrong way on a one-way street. He passed a policeman on the corner, but the policeman did nothing. Why not? Because the bus driver was driving the bus.
4. Why don"t skeletons fight each other?
They don"t have the guts.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
Spaghetti fake.
These jokes are not only funny but also offer a glimpse into the culture and humor of English-speaking countries. Enjoy them!
以下是一些經典的英語笑話及其翻譯：
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
科學家為什么不信任原子？
因為他們制造了一切！
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
番茄為什么會變紅？
因為它看到了沙拉醬！
3. Why don"t skeletons fight each other?
They don"t have the guts.
骨架為什么不會互相打架？
他們沒有膽量。
4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
我告訴我的妻子，她畫眉毛太高了。她看起來很驚訝。
5. I"m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can"t seem to put it down.
我正在讀一本關于膠水歷史的書。我就是停不下來。
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn"t peeling well!
香蕉為什么去看醫生？
因為它剝皮不好！
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
什么叫沒有牙齒的熊？
一個果凍熊！
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
為什么稻草人贏得了一個獎項？
因為他在他的領域里表現出色！
9. I"m reading a book on the history of ice cream. I just can"t seem to stop eating it!
我正在讀一本關于冰淇淋歷史的書。我就是停不下來吃它！
10. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
雞為什么過馬路？
到另一邊去！
希望這些笑話能給你帶來歡樂！
經典笑話大全英語帶翻譯此文由小周編輯，于2025-03-03 07:44:33發布在笑話欄目，本文地址：經典笑話大全英語帶翻譯/show/art-24-19546.html