關(guān)于短笑話bus爸死的笑話25個，一天下課，一群同學(xué)圍在陽臺上討論著‘不是C就是D！’;“我覺得頂多就是B！”;“不可能，明明就是A！”;這時班主任從后面經(jīng)過感嘆道：“現(xiàn)在學(xué)風(fēng)真好，下課都在討論題！”。
短笑話bus爸死
1。他爸爸死的早晚上和兒子一起看《康熙王朝》，
語重心長地說：兒子，看人家康熙八歲都當皇帝了。
兒子：那是因為他爸爸死的早！
2。晚上和兒子一起看《康熙王朝》，
語重心長地說：兒子，看人家康熙八歲都當皇帝了。
兒子：那是因為他爸爸死的早！
3。小孩你到底要鬧那樣A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.
一位女士圣誕節(jié)購物時丟了錢包。一個誠實的小男孩撿到了錢包，還給了她。
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...that's funny. When I lost my purse there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
她看了看錢包，說：“嗯……真有趣。我丟錢包時，里面有一張20元的鈔票。現(xiàn)在卻有20張一元的鈔票。”
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
那個男孩馬上回答說：“沒錯，太太。上次我撿到一位女士的錢包，她沒有零錢酬謝。”
4。我干得怎么樣 How did I doA rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!&qu
5。最近好欠一單身女，身體不太好還經(jīng)常感冒，又愛看一些苦情片，看完了就唉聲嘆氣，獨自流淚，過得很是郁悶。來聽人勸，加強身體鍛煉，改看喜劇笑話，心情好了，身體也好了自然不感冒了。
一天晚上，她剛睡，就聽到客廳里有嘆氣聲……“唉……最近好欠……”客廳里抽紙盒嘆了口氣說。
6。幾則爆笑笑話 換了你和她睡一個鋪,你會告發(fā)嗎黃鼠狼向小警犬求婚,眾人笑道:人家是公共安全專家系統(tǒng)一枝花,你算那個.黃鼠狼大怒!翹起屁股放一股氣對眾人言道:聞見我屁股上的味了?老子是石化系統(tǒng)的!
兩老鼠結(jié)婚后,母老鼠越發(fā)囂張,一天晚上公鼠想嚇唬她一下,就到家門口學(xué)貓叫.妻子不但不怕反而柔情的說 :"貓哥,別叫了,我老公還沒出差呢."
一只大老鼠誤入花店,被一只小花貓追趕,大老鼠發(fā)現(xiàn)無路可逃,就順手拿起一束玫瑰花準備低抗,小花貓看到了,立馬低下了頭,羞澀地說:對不起我還小!
甲乙二人對花木蘭從軍發(fā)表評論.甲:這故事一定是假的,吃喝拉撒睡都在一起一定會被看穿的!乙:笨!換了你和她睡一個鋪,你會告發(fā)嗎!?
首長：同志們好！士兵：首長好！首長拍一士兵的胸部說：這肌肉練得多好！士兵：報告首長，我是女兵．
一農(nóng)婦在數(shù)高樓,一騙子過來:數(shù)幾層了?罰款,每層5元.農(nóng)婦:十五層.交了錢,旁觀者說:傻冒.農(nóng)婦:他才傻吶,其實我數(shù)了十八層.
有一丑女始終嫁不出去,希望被拐賣,一天終于夢想成真,被人綁架,綁匪嫌她丑,將其送回原處,此女堅決不下車綁匪咬牙跺腳地說:走,車不要了!
醫(yī)院的樹陰下，一對情人在擁抱接吻。一個醫(yī)生看見了，過去對那男的說：“你真糊涂，施行人工呼吸，應(yīng)該把她平放在地上才行，走開讓我來。”
兒子每晚要和媽睡。媽說：你長大娶了媳婦也和媽睡呀？兒答：嗯。媽說：那你媳婦咋辦？兒說：讓她跟爸爸睡。爸聽后激動地說：這孩子從小就懂事！
三老鼠品嘗美日中三國的酒,喝美國的走三步倒了,喝日本的走二步倒了,喝中國二鍋頭的提了把菜刀喊:"md貓呢?"
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