幽默笑話愛情笑話，..當時同桌穿的毛衣，然后牙套的鋼絲就掛住了同桌的毛衣上的一根線，我不知道當時是怎么取下來的，我只記得線被拉得好長，所有人快笑成傻逼了...還有，同桌再也沒有穿過那件毛衣了...。好樂day爆笑段子
好樂day爆笑段子
1．有天看到在段子上說女人冬天不戴胸罩，納悶便問女友：你們女人冬天是不是都不戴胸罩。
女友二話沒說啪啪兩巴掌：說道，你見哪個女人沒戴胸罩！
我答：段子。
女友又兩巴掌說道，你長出息了，還找了個日本娘們！
2．爆笑的情人節段子今年的情人節取消了。理由：情人節是國外傳過來的，國外日期一般是按日-月-年格式，2023年2月14就是14-02-12，這個等式的結果是零。
3．不能便宜中國移動上大一的時候，班里團支書同學是個很節儉的小姑娘。
每次發短信都會在短信后面附上個段子什么的。
剛開始弄得我們莫名其妙。
問她原因，說要湊夠70個字，不能便宜了移動……
4．新鮮爆笑小段子聯通公司發給客戶的一打油詩：“iphone裝上移動卡，無疑當今一大傻。奔馳開上機耕道，牛糞上面綴鮮花。寶馬配上騾子鞍，貂蟬睡上老朽榻。勸您珍惜蘋果機，勿把至尊來糟蹋。”
5．爆笑凍人的婚戀糗事男a：昨天去女朋友家了。男b：你不是常去嗎？有什么可說的。a：不一樣，以前是偷偷去，這次是去見家長的。b：感覺怎么樣？a：不怎么樣，我一進門，她家狗就往我身上沖，又是舔又是搖尾巴，一臉求抱抱的樣子，差點就露餡了。
6．比海還廣闊的是什么思修課老師是個胖子，上課說到人的胸襟，
老師問了句：“比海還廣闊的是什么？”
角落里一個英雄的聲音：“胖大海！！！！”
全班爆笑，老師的臉都綠了~
7．Keys？ Kiss？鑰匙還是接吻A friend of mine was giving an english lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the united states. after placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. the class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an italian student and said, "give me the kays." the man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "give me the kays." the italian shrugged his shoulders. then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both ch
8．Only One InstanceMr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word ″Fool″. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:
″I have known many an instance（實例） of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.″
一個星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那里有他的幾封信。他打開其中一封,發現信中只寫著“傻瓜”兩個字。
他平靜而認真地把這件事告訴教友們：“寫信時忘了簽名的人,我遇到過很多,但只簽了名卻忘了寫信的人,我還是頭一次遇到。”
9．But the teacher cried可是老師哭了The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled（被寵壞的） . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（亂發脾氣） . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：學校怎么樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？哭？約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。
10．樂隊指揮在指導樂隊排練。指揮對一位鼓手的表現不太滿意，幾經暗示鼓手仍無改進。指揮終于沉不住氣了，當著所有隊員的面，批評這位鼓手說：“如果一個樂手演奏不好樂器，就給他兩根棍，讓他去當鼓手；如果他連鼓也打不好……”
這時鼓手接過話茬兒說：“那就拿走一根棍，讓他當指揮去。”
11．老奶奶好樂觀呀養狗不要幫狗起名“哈哈”我家鄰居有個老奶奶，養了條哈士奇，她以為是哈開頭的，就叫哈哈吧。今天她狗走丟了，老奶奶特著急，在小區四處找，到處喊狗的名字，就哈哈，哈哈，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.....
幽默笑話愛情笑話
1．因為你不在原地，更不會回頭。所以我也不停留，停留了也頂多是一場冷笑話。
2．沒有眼淚的女人還在犯傻,數落著過期的誓言笑春花。該放手的也應該嘗試放下,該執著就要學會糊涂瀟灑。眼淚流干了還不知道為啥?傻女人難道你沒有感覺到,人生本就如同一場笑話,精彩只在一剎那!
3． 如果是自己不想失去的東西，就算讓人笑話，能不能奮不顧身的踏出第一步，才是最重要的吧。
4．我要用行動來踐諾我們愛情的宣言，因為你屬于我，我也屬于你。
5．愛情的熾熱勝過千萬團的火。
6．實不相瞞，愛情下手挺重的。
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